Frankie, away on temporary duty with the Naval Reserve in the South Pacific, worries that Dee Dee may find another man while he is gone (after all, he has certainly been getting cozy with the island girls himself), so on the recommendation of one of his gal pals, he gets the help of a witch …
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Two ex-bootleggers (Reginald Denny and Vince Barnett) hiding out in Paris from their erstwhile (and violent) associates take refuge in the French Foreign Legion, but are these two odd fellows really fit to serve? There’s a fair amount of misfits in uniform humor, particularly as the two compete (with their sergeant) for the affections of …
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A peace-loving cowboy, “Friendly” Fields (Ken Maynard), has a strong resemblance to a noted outlaw, Blackie Burke, and when Friendly gets a job at the ranch owned by Patty Blair (Lona Andre) and sets out to retrieve some stolen cattle, that resemblance comes in handy, as the rustlers mistake his identity. But when he tries …
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Treasure hunters awaken an evil mummy, and a group of fashion models on a photo shoot stumble into the path of destruction. Poorly conceived and often unpleasant characters and slow pacing make the bulk of the movie quite dull, and it takes a turn for the even worse once the mummy’s army of the undead …
A fairly standard Eurospy flick, Agent 3S3: Passport to Hell (original title: Agente 3S3: Passaporto per l’inferno) stars George Ardisson as thge title character, out to find an erstwhile government agent who has since gone independent with an organization that is a menace to the world. His target remains concealed, even from his henchmen, while …
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After a king is assassinated, Sherlock Holmes undertakes to safeguard the new monarch until he can reach the protection of his own people in Algiers. Although a flight has been arranged, Holmes instead shows up with the young man aboard the ship on which Watson was sailing. A game of move and countermove follows, as …
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Little Red Riding Hood and Tom Thumb, together with their friend Stinky the Skunk and a faithful dog, set out to rescue their pals, the reformed Big Bad Wolf and a likewise reformed Ogre, from the Devil’s Dominion, where they have been imprisoned and face death at the hands of the minions of the Queen …
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A formerly timid alumnus, now a famed band leader, comes to the aid of his alma mater when the founder’s grandson, a former rival in romance, threatens to force the college to close, claiming there is no money to keep it going. The plot is no great shakes, and the acting is atrocious, but those …
In The Buddha Assassinator (original title: Fo zhang huang ye), a young fan of martial arts finds a place in a Manchu prince’s guard, but his family’s opposition to the prince soon forces the young man to choose between the sides, all while learning more fighting techniques. There’s nothing particularly special here, but the fights …
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